reimenaashelyee:

Tattoo artist 🦇

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

hustlerose:

adelaecalendai:

hustlerose:

good-ol-drunkle-qrow:

hustlerose:

here’s a new ideological movement for you: internet iconoclasm

• stop putting random internet people on pedestals because they’re funny or quirky or for any reason at all actually
  
• self examine and self criticize: are you putting too much stock in parasocial internet relationships? are you being mindful of the humanity of others?
  
• never lay down your pride to defend someone you’ve never even talked to
• remember that the person and the persona can be very different
  
• if an online celebrity or influencer deserves to be torn down, then let them be torn down.
  

The 1 exception: Seth Everman

how about no exceptions because this is literally a basic guide for healthy and respectful behavior wrt internet fame

Seth Everman IS the internet and we must worship him accordingly

do you people hear yourselves sometimes

a-hero-of-my-own:

jace-the-smut-guy:

hanas-in-the-attic:

“All Might with Johnny Bravo’s voice works…a little too well”

Out of context makes this so much much more better than the possible original it may be

rubykgrant:

titles-for-tangents:

pembrokewkorgi:

I couldn’t stop laughing, this is so wrong.

I’M SCREAMING

NO!!!

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish

but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:

pettankogothgf:

probaby-offensive-memes:

This video has a 74.8% chance of giving you satisfaction

unmute

thoroughly satisfied

cuckandballtorture:

regular pokemon description: this pokemon likes to eat berries and play with friends

ghost type pokemon description: if you use this pokemon it will kill you in real life

nintenfanart:

ohmygodthanks:

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

pikurusu00:

texasuberalles:

Ponies! by SION-ARA

roguesquirrel:

my friend alex bought me a wig as a bday/xmas gift and it came in a week later than we expected which led to a series of delays of us being able to pick it up. anyways i finally got it today!!! i love it. we went to target after

creepyknees:

last minute ut stickers!